Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
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xiutongue! - for strigoiaca
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stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal
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Zico doesn’t care if you’re skinny, fat, or an ostrich. He’ll still do you.
Luhan as EXO-M's Leader
Suho: Luhan, our show starts in 10 minutes, where is everyone?
Luhan: What do you mean? EXO-M is here and ready to go!
Suho: Like half your group is missing.
Luhan: No, they're not! I'm here... Xiumin's here... and uh... -points to Tao- the other one's here.
Suho: Tao is only here because he used his ninja skills to pack himself in Sehun's suitcase. Two of your members are missing.
Luhan: Look, Xiumin's here so I doubt fans will even notice if Yisha-
Luhan: - and Jennifer -
Luhan: -are here.
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gangnam style means no one gets left behind